Tuesday, June 05, 2007

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

monday excitement

bro decided to take an mc and nurse his head today. he went to the government clinic and since it was a head injury (he knocked his head against a metal bracket last friday), they sent him to the a&e (accident and emergency) at the hospital specialising in neurology (tan tock seng hosp la). amidst the boredom, my worry for assignment number 2 was chronic (now that i'm home, i don't have the 'feel' of doing it. heh!). while the bro was waiting to be warded, i had to be his FOC PA and handle the 'admin' matters. while waiting for my turn, this old ah pek walked across, in front of me, and gave me a crooked smile. so i smiled back and resumed my 'worrying'. then he asked me why i was there.

ah pek: your h (he was about to say the incestuous h word so i cut his sentence)
me: my brother's not well.
ah pek: why?
me: he hit his head.

and so went the short answered questions followed by the short answered answers.

then he asked me how come i'm accompanying my bro, why not his wife. how come he's not married.

what the!?!

so i said he's too young to be married. ah pek's reply? "oh!"

then he went on to ask me where it happenned and that bro can claim from the company etc, etc, etc, stuff that we already know, especially the dad.

(he was standing beside the water cooler, in front of me all this while)

i decided to ignore him after that and he struck a conversation with a young female, waiting to be warded. and then she left and he turned to me. (of course, i was screaming inside my head, NOT AGAIN!).

ah pek: wah! she's the patient ah. i thought she's accompanying her boyfriend. she said got severe stomach pain but she kissing kissing since just now for all people to see ah. (i didn't notice her at all the whole time i was there)

of course, i dind't have any reaction to whatever the ah pek had to say. a stranger can do whatever they want as long as i'm not personally affected. she can even have sex on the floor of the a&e and i still won't give a rat's ass about it. so the ah pek tried to make me understand the seriousness of the matter.

ah pek: kissing kissing you know!
me: (smile and look away)
ah pek: waahh... she kissing kissing.
me: ( in my head:one more time u tell me the same thing, i'm gonna scream and say that you're harrassin me okay you old school ah pek!)

i guess he reads minds and he started another subject. i took my library book out and started reading it.

ah pek: wah, scholar ah!
me: huh? what?
ah pek: you scholar ah? take book out to read.
me: no la.
ah pek: what, teacher ah?

okay, he got me pissed already. why don't i look like a lawyer, vet or an actress instead? okay la, he should recognise me if i'm a successful actress right? if i'm an actress and people don't recognise me, i'm a loser ah. but why a teacher? why not an executive, businesswoman? okay fine. since i was in my polo-t and jeans, i can't look like a professional. afterall. they work during the day and even at night, yes? and since its the school hols, well, only teachers are able to not work during a monday and still get paid (but don't get me wrong, i know how much work you teachers have even if you don't have to attend school).

so i told him that i'm still a student. and of course, he asked what course. i felt like saying intercourse (the most lame ass, corny joke ever) but he looked like a cheekopek (perverted person) so i just said the course i'm taking. then he said he was from the teacher training branch, how they didn't have counselling then, that they should have, that capital punishment is wrong and other uninteresting and biased things la. i've so many things to say about capital punishment. i do believe in it, only if its practised the right way. we still have caning in prison anyways. if its useless, the govt would've taken it off a long time ago. and at least the ministry's making changes and introducing counsellors in all schools here now. the ah pek didn't make sense la. i just know that its not worth to hold an intelligent conversation with him. he just wanted to be a busybody.

the next time anyone asks what i'm working as.... i'll give them a simple answer to satisfy their curiosity.

i'm a social escort.

+ > the glamour babe posted at 3:06 AM < +